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Apparently this movie's title was changed to "Dawn of War."

I hope nobody thinks this is going to be a rip-off of God of War. Look up the director's last movie, The Fall, if you want to see how incredibly weird this one might turn out.

5798d ago 0 agree3 disagreeView comment

I've seen a few PS3 torrents, you just can't do anything with them yet. I really doubt piracy is going to hurt the xbox version at all, though.

5799d ago 1 agree10 disagreeView comment

Pretty much every game gets put online before its release date

5799d ago 6 agree1 disagreeView comment

I agree, but those old games were jam-packed with trannies, too. Look at Locke down here, he looks faaaaaaaabulous!

I just wish they'd stop making characters who fly and do backflips constantly. Goddamn that's stupid.

5799d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I don't think it can fail critically or commercially.

FF X-2 was brutally bad, but it got great scores across the board. XII is more divided but it seems like the majority of fans thought it sucked - still got rated super high. I think the more well-known reviewers respect the series too much to give an honest opinion - like they're afraid to be too negative about something with "Final Fantasy" stamped on it.

Either way, tons of people are going to buy thi...

5799d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I'm more likely to get Perfect Dark than any of these 8 games. I'd sell my soul for Goldeneye, though.

5800d ago 3 agree9 disagreeView comment

It wasn't that great, but I thought it was a big improvement from parts 3 and 4.

5800d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

"...we advise that you do not use your PS3 system"

Wait...what? That's a little crazy. I played it no problem yesterday, other than the date showing up as 12/31.

5800d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

All these video game sites are basically blogs, anyway, who cares. Whenever a person's favorite game gets "attacked" someone always has to shout, "JOURNALISM!"

It's the internet, nobody should take it that seriously.

5801d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

Yeah, everyone here is proving his point so perfectly. If you get offended over something as silly and lighthearted as this, you have serious psychological damage.

P.S. - I'm gonna go play Deadly Premonition cuz Heavy Whatever is sux and PS3 is for noobz!

5801d ago 1 agree0 disagreeView comment

This guy's my new hero just for bringing fanboy rage so effortlessly.

"Deadly Premonition was originally called Rainy Woods. This is because the main plot involves a serial killer who strikes when the rain falls. Sound familiar? Of course it does, because Quantic Dream copied Deadly Premonition like a stupid child who keeps peeking over the shoulder of the smartest kid in class."

NICE!

5801d ago 5 agree3 disagreeView comment

YES, EXACTLY! Edward R. Murrow is turning over in his grave because some guy on a blog likes a game.

5802d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

Video games are supposed to be super-DUPER cereal

5802d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

The funniest thing is Deadly Premonition is also on PS3

5802d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's probably not worth a mere $78.90 :(

MATANGO! That's getting netflixed immediately. I'll call your Matango and raise you Death Bed: The Bed That Eats.

5803d ago 0 agree0 disagreeView comment

I watched some guy play this on justin tv for about an hour, and oh my god, it's legendarily bad - in a good way! Everything is so ridiculously over the top and awkward. If you can laugh at a movie like Killer Klowns From Outer Space or Shark Attack 3 (check the video below,) you'll love this.

It's the best worst game ever.

***Apparently it was released for PS3 in Asian countries with English language options and all that, so I guess you could import it.

5803d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment

It's clearly, CLEARLY better than The Hurt Locker, Michael Jackson's This is It, Boogie Nights, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Casablanca, Gangs of New York, Walk the Line, all three Jason Bourne movies, Akira Kurosawa's Ran, Zombieland, Mystic River, The Running Man, Black Dynamite, In the Loop, The Brothers Bloom, A Serious Man, Bronson, Goodfellas, Moon, Dogtown and Z-Boys, 8 1/2, Magnolia, New York I Love You, The Last King of Scotland, and The Godfather parts 1 and 2.

5806d ago 1 agree1 disagreeView comment

Fang and Lightning sound like American Gladiators. Are Nitro and Laser in this game, too?

5806d ago 5 agree0 disagreeView comment

Install disc 1. Play it. Delete it. Install disc 2.

It takes like 5 minutes to install a game, so it's whatevs.

5806d ago 2 agree10 disagreeView comment

But he's got a long, skinny phallic sword!

5807d ago 2 agree0 disagreeView comment